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May 29, 2008, 11:25 am
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How to identify Scientologist infiltrators

Recently, reports have been coming in about Scientology Infiltrators (Spylons) at Anonymous protests around the world. We here at staturday care deeply about the continued safety of our Marcabian brothers and sisters, and have therefore compiled a little guide to recognizing a Spylon in its natural habitat. It’s tricky, but it can be done.

Here’s an example. See if you can tell which is which.

Hint: the spai is the on on the top.

Here’s more.

Spylon to the left.

More differences:

Scilon Music:

Anonymous music:

Additionally, Scilons in the wild exhibit characteristic behaviors that can be used to identify them:

Hope this have been helpful.

Should you spot a Spylon, the Staturday staff reccomend starting a rousing chorus of Glory Marcabia quickly point them out to fellow Anons, as their puny huaman larynxes can’t get to the sub-frequencies in the bridge.

Stay safe, stay enturbulating.

Glory Marcabia.

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